I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
