from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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