Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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