Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
