She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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