If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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