I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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