He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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