I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Randomize
