Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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