is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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