If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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