is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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