his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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