We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
only if we run a train.
done.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
