And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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