P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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