So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
