I'm lost and stupid without you.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
too bad you live with your parents still
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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