what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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