For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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