Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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