i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
