i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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