I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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