i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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