You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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