The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Randomize
