Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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