Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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