As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Randomize
