At least make sure they are 18
Why
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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