Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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