would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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