I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
she pinky promised me she was 18
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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