He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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