I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
