every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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