I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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