i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
