Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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