Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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