how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
