How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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