U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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