just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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