she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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