Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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