So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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