With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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