You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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