She said her name was "party"
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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