Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Randomize
