Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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